vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

screamandshout:

screamandshout:

i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…

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tbh the only cover of marilyn manson songs i’ll accept is rasputina’s take on tournaiquet


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phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

camplazlo:

i was thinkin about this gif in the shower and i started laughing so hard i slipped n fell and tore the shower curtain down 


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