drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels


// via // ♥ 196792 reblog

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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ughsocialjustice:

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

Sometimes a chair is just a chair….

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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20aliens:

i really need to see this

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

qlitoris:

"michael alone"