You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp


did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?


i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle



i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…



tbh the only cover of marilyn manson songs i’ll accept is rasputina’s take on tournaiquet

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can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural


i was thinkin about this gif in the shower and i started laughing so hard i slipped n fell and tore the shower curtain down 

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